Cate sent me a link to this… it’s hilarious. http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/08/14/128-camping/

If you find yourself trapped in the middle of the woods without electricity, running water, or a car you would likely describe that situation as a “nightmare” or “a worse case scenario like after plane crash or something.” White people refer to it as “camping.”

When white people begin talking to you about camping they will do their best to tell you that it’s very easy and it allows them to escape the pressures and troubles of the urban lifestyle for a more natural, simplified, relaxing time. Nothing could be further from the truth.

In theory camping should be a very inexpensive activity since you are literally sleeping on the ground. But as with everything in white culture, the more simple it appears the more expensive it actually is.

Camping is a multi-day, multi-step, potentially lethal activity that will cost you a large amount of both time and money. Unless you are in some sort of position where you absolutely need the friendship of a white person, you should avoid camping at all costs.

The first stage of camping always involves a trip to an outdoor equipment store like REI (or in Canada, Mountain Equipment Co-Op). These stores are well known for their abundance of white customers and their extensive inventory of things for white people to buy and only use once. If you are ever tricked into going to one of these stores, you can make white people like you by saying things like “man, this Kayak is only $1200, if I use it 35 times I’ve already saved money over renting.” Note: do not actually buy the kayak.

Next, white people will then take this new equipment and load it into an SUV or Subaru Outback with a Thule or Yakima Roof Rack. Then they will drive for an extended period of time to a national park or campsite where they will pay an entrance fee and begin their journey. It is worth noting that white people are unaware of the irony of using a gas burning car to bring them closer to nature and it is not recommended that you point this out. It will ruin their weekend.

Once in the camp area, white people will walk around for a while, set up a tent, have a horrible night of sleep, walk around some more. Then get in the car and go home. This, of course, is a best case scenario. Worst case scenarios include: getting lost, poisoned, killed by an animal, and encountering an RV. Of these outcomes, the latter is seen by white people as the worst since it involves an encounter with the wrong kind of white people.

Conversely, any camping trip that ends in death at the hands of nature or requires the use of valuable government resources for a rescue is seen as relatively positive in white culture. This is because both situations might eventually lead to a book deal or documentary film about the experience.

Ultimately the best way to escape a camping trip with white people is to say that you have allergies. Since white people and their children are allergic to almost everything, they will understand and ask no further questions. You should not say something like “looking at history, the instances of my people encountering white people in the woods have not worked out very well for us.”

Note: this works for all races!

I am also guilty of the following:

#96 New Balance Shoes

#130 Ray-Ban Wayfarers

#127 Where the Wild Things Are

#124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy

#123 Mad Men

#122 Moleskine Notebooks

Be prepared to spend hours on the site laughing at yourself.

At Atomicdust, we have a slight obsession with the television series Lost. The fact that we have more than one image of John Locke hanging around our office should be proof enough, but just in case you’re not sold…

Matt, our resident Lost expert, not only hosts finale parties at the end of each season, but he comes up with invitations, decorations, and videos to accompany them.

That’s right, we said videos.

This isn’t your typical fan video from YouTube. This is not images of Kate and Jack (or Kate and Sawyer, or Sawyer and Juliet or…) set to ‘Endless Love.’ This video has a plot, ‘acting’, and parts of it were even filmed on location in Costa Rica.

Just in time for the big premiere tonight, Matt has released Part One of the Season 6 Finale Video on his blog Matt’s Lost His Mind!

Check it out (and make sure to look for Atomicdust-ers Mike and Matt in starring roles!):
Part One of the LOST Season 6 Finale Video

John and John headed out this morning. Check the forum for more photos.

It’s always hard waiting for a new piece of kit to arrive. There is a lot of nervous anticipation and frequent checking of the mailroom until finally when the magic day arrives, you can scarcely believe that the package you were waiting for has actually materialized. At the same moment by some unknown method, the mischievous gods of unforeseen circumstances are made aware of your situation and manipulate the universe in such a way as to make you late for your current appointment and simultaneously send you an additional half-dozen pressing obstacles and miscellaneous life altering challenges to block your immediate inspection and enjoyment of the article you had been so impatiently waiting on…

“What?”

I just received a Pelican 1510 Carry On Case in the mail and I’m going to be giving it a quick review. Pelican Cases have previously been reviewed by a number of people who have put them through all sorts of grueling torture tests with the intent of either proving or disproving Pelican’s corporate motto, “The World’s Toughest Watertight Equipment Cases.”

Pelican is so confident in their products that that they actually print this statement on the outside of every box they use to ship their cases in. In fact, it’s right below their name and not hidden somewhere on the bottom of the box. I can see how some people with nothing better to do with their time might take that statement as a personal challenge and an opportunity for some good old time fun but that is not exactly what I have in mind.

I’m going to take a different approach and try something that a slick city lawyer I once knew called, “stipulating to the facts.” What that means is that I’m conceding the point up front. The Pelican cases are tough and watertight and this one is no exception. Of course what Pelican states proudly on the box is conditional and comes with reasonable limitations so buyers should also have realistic expectations. You should always read and understand the fine print before making any important purchase. Here is a link to Pelican’s “Legendary Guarantee” which spells out the details.

www.pelican.com/support/guarantee.php

If you still have time for some foolishness you can search the Internet and see a video of someone melting one of these cases with a jet powered car or watch other videos of cases being thrown off the top of high-rise buildings or towed behind ski boats. Those are fun to watch but should we really care about humorous stunts other than to convey the idea of how rugged these cases are (or might be) in an entertaining way. Video Stunts can be easily staged (and often are) so I tend to dismiss the usefulness of those results. For me the best videos are actually those that show the shocked disbelief on the face of the hapless “tester” when he finally manages to ruin his brand new case (and whatever was inside it) at the same time he is thoroughly voiding the manufacturer’s warranty.

What I am more interested in, is finding out is how this particular Pelican 1510 Carry On case works for the sort of things that actually I do, how I travel and how I go about my work, which sadly does not include any jet-powered cars but does often require flying on commercial airlines.

Right now my three primary personal interests in life (after family, country and Queen) are travel, photography and canoeing. So what I would like to explore is how those three things relate to “The World’s Toughest Watertight Equipment Cases.”

I’m going to start by looking at how I can use the Pelican 1510 Carry On when I travel.

Pelican 1510 FOR TRAVEL

I like to travel a lot and even though I’m not made of money, I do get to travel fairly often. Traveling requires you to put your stuff in something in order to carry it to your destination while keeping it separated from the stuff that other people are carrying to their destination. A lot of those people seem to be getting by lately with just a flimsy duffel bag, usually one that they got for free or borrowed from someone else who at one time must have worked for a corporation that thought it would be a clever idea to show how much they cared for their employees by giving them a cheap, poorly constructed bag with a bad zipper and that prominently displays the company’s corporate logo on the front. Cheap duffel bags are great for gym shorts, socks and your T-shirt collection but don’t work very well for anything like expensive cameras and electronic equipment. I think we can dismiss the option of the cheap promotional duffel bag as a way to get our stuff where we want to go.

Many of my travels begin by taking an airplane from one city to another. This usually means going to the airport, parking, taking a shuttle bus to the terminal, going through security, walking to the departure gate and then fighting to get my carry on luggage stowed on the plane. When I arrive at my destination there is more walking through another airport, another shuttle bus to the car rental company and then a series of other transfers that include numerous loadings and un-loadings at various places. At the end of the trip the whole process is reversed and continues until I arrive back at home, thoroughly exhausted and with a whole lot of work to do.

I’ve done the drill enough times to come up with a few opinions about what works and what does not. Whenever my trip involves air travel, I always limit myself to two pieces of luggage. The first piece of luggage is always a legal carry on sized suitcase, as defined by the airline that I am traveling on and it must also have wheels and a handle that extends for enough so that I can walk upright. I try very hard not to check this bag, especially not on the outbound part of my trip. When I’m coming home I may occasionally check my bag if I know for certain that I am going to be able to get on my intended flight and that I have an hour or more to wait before the flight leaves. That leaves me free to roam the airport unencumbered. I really hate checking my bag because it seems to significantly reduce the life expectancy of the bag each time I do. My second piece of luggage is always a camera bag and that bag must be small enough to fit under an airplane seat. I do not check luggage with photographic gear inside. I have on a few rare occasions been forced to put my tripod or tripod head into checked luggage but that is about it. The situation with airline luggage is in a constant state of change and often differs between carriers so it is always best to check for current restrictions prior to traveling. Once in a while I will take my laptop along and it fits nice and snug in a front pocket of my carry on. The problem is that you have to take the thing out to go through security and that along with the shoes and other odd items really slows you down and it’s heavy. I don’t like traveling with the laptop and least of all for short trips.

So let’s say I want to go canoeing somewhere on the other side of the country like the American River in Northern California and it’s too far away for me to drive because I only have a few days off of work. I need to get my camera gear and myself to California and then have some way of keeping my equipment dry when I start paddling down the river. I can’t really expect anyone else to be concerned about the logistics of keeping my precious cargo safe because the locals only take occasional snapshots with disposable cameras and don’t fully appreciate my photographic needs (gear obsession). So for the sake of this example; the object is to get me and all my camera equipment to my destination, protect it while I go on my big canoeing adventure, have relatively easy access to everything for those magic moments when I want to capture stunning images and then to get it all back home in working order so that I can turn around and do it all again in a different location a month from now.

The first thing I need to know is if the Pelican 1510 Carry On case will actually fit into a typical canoe or whether it is just too plain big. I hadn’t given that very much thought but after checking the measurements, the short answer is yes. For those of you who would like to double-check this for yourselves, here are the exterior dimensions in inches and centimeters.

22 x 13.81 x 9.0″ (55.88 x 35.07 x 22.86cm) (LxWxD)

The second, third and fourth thing I wanted to know was whether or not the 1510 was big enough to fit all my gear inside, how heavy it would be when fully loaded and if it would actually be better to have two smaller cases or one big case. The fifth thing I wanted to know was if the 1510 would fit inside my single-seat touring kayak. I was a little sad but not really very surprised to find out that it did not. I have not had a chance to try it on any other models or in a double kayak, which is actually closer in size to a tandem canoe than mine.

The 1510 case comes in three basic configurations and several different color options. You can get an empty case, a case with foam inserts, or a case with padded dividers. Right now I am working with the case using the foam insert, which is best option for those who need maximum shock resistance protection. If you want to amuse yourself by throwing your Pelican case off an overpass with your Canon DSLR camera inside (not recommended) this is the option you would probably choose. I am also planning to review the 1510 case with the padded divider option, which I think is the most useful choice for photographers. I should also note here that Pelican offers custom cut inserts and case colors if you have special requirements. You will have to get a quote on custom options.

I ended up with a pretty good pile of foam by the time I got done removing sections for all my gear but I didn’t bother to weight the leftover foam once it was removed so don’t bother asking how much weight that would save. Here is the weight of the 1510 with the foam insert as it comes from the factory:

13.6 lbs (6.17kg)

I also weighed my Travelpro 22” carry on suitcase the other day on my home scale. The empty Travelpro weighed:

10.0 lbs (4.54kg)

That is slightly more than what Travelpro lists for the current version of the same bag on their website but close enough for my purposes. What all this measuring tells me is that while I expected the Pelican 1510 to weight more than a traditional carry on, it’s not a deal breaker for me. I’ll take a little extra weight in exchange for a whole lot more protection from a variety of hazards. On my digital scale the Pelican actually came in at 13 pounds, which probably means that my scale needs some adjustment. The difference as I measured it was just 3 pounds. Three pounds is a lot if you have to carry it on your back all day but not much of a problem if you are pulling it on wheels.

Please don’t get excited if you discover sample variation between the weight of my bags and your bags. What I am saying is based solely on my personal experience and opinions. Others results may vary. The point I am trying to make is that the Pelican case weighs slightly more than an average empty carry on bag and that makes me happy.

I finally got the time to start working on the foam insert from the 1510 the other night and now I have the Pelican case fully loaded with most of my normal gear. Everyone is going to do this a little differently so this should again be considered as an example only or what a typical loaded case might weigh. Your total loaded weight will vary from mine. For those of you who like trivia, I would like you to know that there are a total of 32 batteries in the case right now. Total packed weight is:

26.0 lbs (11.79kg)

Time to start working out. Not because of the weight of the 1510 but because of what I weighed when I got on the scale before adding the weight of the loaded case. I was shooting for a target number less than 30 pounds (for the case not me) and as you can see there is still some room to spare. The American Airlines website www.aa.com (currently) states that you are allowed 40 pounds for carry on luggage but like most things that is subject to change for a variety of reasons. Always remember to verify current restrictions for your airline prior to traveling.

So as far as the travel component goes, I really like the idea and simplicity of a single case that is large enough to hold everything that I want to bring along. Most airlines only allow two items to be carried on so if you had more than that you would have to combine them somehow anyway. The fact that the 1510 case can be used as carry on luggage is a big plus for me because I never like letting my camera gear out of my sight or leave it in the hands of (potentially) overworked or disgruntled baggage handlers working for the airlines or ground transportation companies. I always love it when a shuttle bus driver demands to help me with my bag and then promptly drops it or throws it on the ground.

The fact that the Pelican 1510 Carry On case has wheels means that I don’t have to be bothered with taking a separate dolly or renting an airport luggage cart. Speed and mobility are great things to have. Despite lugging around way too much camera gear I really do believe in lightweight travel.

In order to use the Pelican 1510 as my main carry on for my camera gear I will need to change my airport habits and routine to allow extra time to check the bag that I normally carry on. I’ll still carry my small under the seat bag, packed with a few essentials just in case I get separated from the checked bag but it will not be as loaded down as it was before. Everything that needs to stay dry and secure will go in the Pelican case and the odds and ends can go in the small bag. On short weekend trips when I am traveling as part of a travel pair; we might be able to get by with a single carry on bag between us for a change of clothes and still carry everything on with us. Sometimes it depends on the season but sharing a bag has worked out in the past.

I don’t think there is any way of getting around checking luggage if you are going to require extras for canoeing and camping at your destination. If you are working with an outfitter a lot of things can be rented or arranged for prior to your arrival but you are still going to be packing extra changes of clothing and anything else that is not readily available where you are going. Every trip is a little different and some may even require shipping some gear as freight before you go. The Pelican case will let you take your most important and expensive equipment with you and protect it while you travel and while you are using it at your destination. Considering the relatively high cost of photography equipment the protection provided by the Pelican case is a very good investment.

Pelican 1510 FOR PHOTOGRAPHY

It’s usually not too difficulty to figure out what people’s passions are in life and I’m no exception. People often ask me how long I have been taking photographs and this is often because I happen to be taking a photograph at the time. I generally give one of two answers to this question depending on how I feel and who is asking, “Since I was twelve years old” or “For about five minutes.” Then I can usually get back to my passion except for the fact that some people are more persistent than others…

The next question is usually, “Who are you shooting for?” I generally say I am shooting for my own use, which is generally true. The reason people ask me these questions is because I tend to carry around way too much stuff. I thought I could break myself of this habit by limiting the size of my camera bag. That worked for a while and then I discovered cargo pants. I usually don’t mind carrying a lot of stuff but when it’s all jammed haphazardly into a medium sized camera bag, it is hard to access and usually not very well protected from everyday knocks and bumps.

The Pelican 1510 Carry On case has wheels on it and I am a big believer in wheels when working in an urban environment. Anything that can have wheels must have wheels. Why carry something on your back when you can tow it behind you and use a lot less energy. Extra energy means more things can be seen and photographed in a day. I could get a bigger camera bag or even a backpack but those extra pounds on your back or shoulder add up quickly over the course of a long day. Even if I decide not to work directly out of the 1510 case I can still get all of my most often used gear to the location where I will be shooting and transfer what I need to a smaller (lighter) camera bag if I need to. It really depends on how much I will actually be roaming around once I reach my destination and what my specific needs are.

The Pelican cases have a lot of interesting features that are often overlooked because people tend to focus only on the tough and waterproof concepts but Pelican cases also happen to be dustproof and that is very important if you are a photographer.

I was recently shooting some photos at a demolition project in an old decommissioned steel foundry. It had been raining on and off for several days, transforming the job site into a big black muddy mire. It would have been very helpful to have a Pelican case to work out of because in addition to the mud and water everywhere outside the building, there was a several inches thick layer of fine dust composed of casting sand and soot inside the structure. I wanted to set my heavy camera bag down somewhere but there was no safe place to do it. In addition to the dust, sand, water and soot on the ground there was also a constant swirling cloud of fine dust blowing inside and outside the building because of the heavy equipment operators clearing the debris. I can’t remember ever taking photographs in a worse environment for camera equipment. Water and dust are both deadly to digital cameras and even small amounts of dust can potentially ruin your photographs if your camera happens to survive the ordeal.

As I mentioned earlier the Pelican 1510 case can be ordered and set up in several different ways. My case shipped with the standard foam inserts, which Pelican refers to as Pick N Pluck™ Foam, which they call an easy, do-it yourself system for custom-shaping the interior of the case according to your equipment. The 1510 come with two layers of this foam that is pre-scored into small cubes that can be cut or plucked out to accommodate the shape of whatever you want to put inside. The case ships with an illustrated instruction sheet but as I stood there for the first time looking at the pristine foam I had some doubts about how I should approach the task of fitting my camera and lenses in the case with the least amount of wasted space. The secret is to place everything on top of one of the sheets of foam and then play with the arrangement until it suits you. It’s sort of like playing chess, you move things around on the tiny squares until you achieve a victory of sorts. I didn’t actually pluck the foam out but instead ran a paring knife along the perforations so I could take the foam out in big blocks. Don’t worry too much about making a fatal move, pelican says you can easily glue the blocks back together if you change your mind, unintentionally separate the perforations or just remove too much foam. I started operating on the foam late at night when I was really tired and finally had to call it quits. In the morning I felt much better and because of that the process went a lot more smoothly. I recommend setting aside an hour for this project if you have not done it before. It’s not hard but you don’t want to rush it. Take time to read the instructions first.

Some authoritative people may try to dissuade you from the Pick N Pluck™ option because they believe that the foam inserts could potentially break down over time. My son James has a Pelican case that he has owned for over ten years and there is no visible deterioration of the foam after that amount of time. I’m sure there may be a few variables that determine how long the foam could last but in my limited experience a lack of longevity has not been an issue. It is much more likely that you will choose to replace the foam because your storage needs have changed rather than any problem with the foam.

Something I found interesting was that the interior of the case has these little patches of rough texture on the sides that I figured out were intended to help keep the foam inserts in place. Features like the all stainless steel hardware and the rather ingenious pressure relief valve also impressed me. On any airtight case you need a way to release the vacuum that is formed whenever there is a change in air pressure or else you won’t be able to get the case open again. If you’re thinking that this is no big deal, then let me remind you we are going to be taking this case on airplanes and then up and down mountains, streams and rivers which is sure to create changes in air pressure.

The previous Pelican relief valves were operated manually; you just unscrewed them to release the vacuum. There are a lot of those in use today and in perfect working order. The new pressure relief valve is automatic and uses a semi-permeable membrane, which allows air to pass through the membrane, but not water (water molecules are bigger than air molecules). Pelican has some other slick tricks up their sleeve but I’ll let you read about those on their website because they can explain them better than I can. Corrosion resistance and automated pressure relief were the tricks that interested me the most as a photographer. I also like the Pick N Pluck™ foam more and more but I will save my final thoughts until I can test the padded divider insert.

Pelican 1510 FOR CANOEING

I have recently begun to devote a little more of my precious personal time to my canoeing and kayaking hobbies. I go back and forth between traditional canoes and touring kayaks but canoes are usually the preferred choice for people who live in a place that’s not near an ocean. Midwestern rivers and streams generally seem better suited to canoes and the canoe just feels more traditional and right for the task. One of the reasons people like canoeing is because it is clean, quiet and goes well with a number of other outdoor activities such as camping, swimming and fishing. Of course by now you know that for me it’s all about the photography. For some reason I feel the need to record my little adventures in photographs.

Most people are happy taking snapshots with an inexpensive point and shoot camera or even a disposable camera. After all, you’re not out all that much if you loose a disposable camera and since cameras and water don’t generally mix that is probably a pretty smart way to go. I’ve taken some grainy, poorly focused, badly exposed and very memorable photos with inexpensive cameras and I wouldn’t try to discourage anyone else from doing the same thing. In order to take high quality photographs of things like landscapes and wildlife you are going to need a reasonably decent tool for the job and that usually means spending more money than you can imagine on cameras, lenses, filters and other things.

Digital cameras come in two varieties, small pocket cameras and large single lens reflex models (SLR) with interchangeable lenses. Most people start out small and at some point decide that they could become much better photographers (and the envy of all their friends) if only they had a better and more expensive camera. So let’s just assume you have been at this long enough to realize that you want or need a camera that cost enough to make you wince at the thought of drowning it while you are on a canoe camping trip.

I’ve already determined that the Pelican 1510 will get you where you are going and that it will actually fit in the canoe that you are going to be using. You’ve got a strong back and even though everyone else thinks you are a little crazy, they really love those stunning photographs that come out of your digital SLR camera. You just need a way to keep the camera and lenses dry and protected from all the other hazards along the way.

I completely forgot to mention that the Pelican 1510 Carry On case has these really cool double throw latches and what that means is that the case opens and closes easily. It doesn’t open so easily that you have to worry about it opening accidentally but you can open the latches with one hand. This is important because when the camera is in the case you want to be able to get at it quickly. The next and no less important thing is that you want to be able to return it quickly to the case and then close the case securely before you are swept down that treacherous stretch of river ahead, which you completely ignored until the last possible moment because you were so intent on getting that photo of the turtle family camped out on a sunny log. The worst part is that they probably saw you coming anyway and were long gone before you could even get them in the frame. The good news is that you will be able to easily take great photos of your slower moving friends paddling their canoes and having a great time.

I cut the foam insert for the Pelican 1510 so that I had enough room to leave my longest lens mounted on the camera. That way, no matter which lens I am using, I can put the camera away quickly without rearranging any other equipment or having to switch lenses. Because the 1510 is waterproof I don’t need to keep it inside another protective container like a dry bag, which would make it more difficult to access quickly. Travel and canoeing companions will only tolerate so much time spent fiddling with your camera gear. If you are not quick enough and keep causing constant delays, then your friends may literally leave you up the creek without a paddle.

Pros:

• Tough crush proof exterior provides excellent impact protection.
• Waterproof – IP67 certified (1 meter for 30 minutes)
• Floats with up to a 64 lbs. load.
• Dustproof
• O-ring seal on lid
• Automatic pressure relief valve
• Low maintenance stainless steel hardware.
• Conforms to FAA / airline standards for carry on luggage (check for current restrictions).
• Polyurethane wheels (with stainless steel bearings) and retractable luggage handle.
• Easily customized interior for a variety of applications. (Four standard options available).
• Rubberized grips (over-molded) on top and side handles.
• Easily opened and closed double throw latches.
• Lifetime Guarantee of Excellence (review restrictions)

Cons: (see notes)

• Heavier than traditional camera bags. I think the added weight is a good trade for the amount of added protection you get.
• Luggage handle and wheels are non-removable. Not a big issue for me but someone else has already asked about it.
• Wheel and handle wells reduce interior space slightly. This is a design decision and more of a plus for most users because the handle well (recess) allows enough relief on the exterior to get your hand around the extendable handle when it is in the closed position. The wheel wells allow the wheels to be flush with the exterior of the case so you can set the case on its side without having it fall over.

Pelican 1510 Summary

There are many different models of Pelican cases to choose from and for the people who normally use only small pocket sized cameras there are probably other more appropriate choices that are significantly lighter and smaller.

On the other hand if you are truly obsessed with photography, love to travel, need water and dust-proof protection and find the thought of leaving home without all of your photo gear unbearable, then the Pelican 1510 Carry On case may be just about perfect. I’ve basically decided that this Pelican model must have been designed and manufactured specifically for me.

I’ll be updating my review as I continue to use the Pelican 1510 Carry On case and explore its optional features. Based on my experience so far I can highly recommend it for people who are serious about photography. And remember just because I use it for photography does not mean that you have to. The 1510 will also work great for storing things like laptop computers, cell phones and other electronic equipment that you want to keep dry and dust free in all types of conditions. It’s large enough that you could use it to transport the small items for your entire group in one case.

You can leave your comments in the forum.

I got home the other day and found a tall skinny box propped up next to my door. I was a bit confused at first because the box was only 5×5” and about 60” tall. It didn’t look like a paddle would fit. The shipping label read Werner and I realized that a 20mm (7.87 inches) wide paddle blade would indeed fit diagonally in the box. I took it inside and started to open it when Tilley started whining for her evening walk. I considered bringing it with me but most of my downtown neighbors had seen me setting up the MSR Outfitter wing a week before so I didn’t want to do anything else to perpetuate the notion that I am crazy.

After Tilley had her walk I opened the box and got out my new Werner Bandit Paddle. This is the first part of a multipart review. I promise I will paddle with it and give it a proper on water review later this week.

My initial impressions are that this is a serious paddle for serious canoeists. It’s black carbon fiber shaft and blade remind me a bit of a stealth bomber. In the hand it feels less like a tool for propelling a canoe and more like a weapon for attacking water.

The Bandit would have been the perfect addition to a canoe ninja Halloween costume.

A few weeks ago I wanted to see if my wetsuit still fit so I put it on. After checking my chubby chest in the bathroom mirror I decided to hop in the bath tub with the wetsuit to see how it felt in cold water. My wife came home and started laughing at me. Remembering this, I looked down at my watch and realized I had about a half hour before she got home. I filled up the bath tub to see how the spooned power face would feel in the water. I turned on the Jacuzzi jets for good measure.

The Werner Bandit moves a lot of water in a bath tub. The spooned face and squared tip delivers an instant and powerful catch. As I planted the paddle and unwound my stroke I could feel it pulling me forward before the water in the tub gave way and sloshed over the sides. While the angle isn’t as extreme as a bent shaft paddle I could feel it hooking up throughout the length of the stroke. The carbon shaft doesn’t flex as much my wooded Bending Branches Expedition Plus but it didn’t feel as harsh as fiberglass or aluminum either. The carbon fiber provides a soft dampened feel that is both responsive and comfortable. If you’ve ridden an aluminum and carbon fiber road bike you probably know the feeling.

I’ve read a couple of complaints about the T grip. When looking at the rest of the paddle it does seem sort of thrown on as an afterthought. It’s a little larger than I would like and if it were wooden could be carved and sanded down to fit ones personal preference. That said, it’s comfortable in the hand and provides plenty of leverage to control the had edged paddle blade. Although it is beautiful, the Werner Bandit is not an art piece paddle used for gliding a cedar strip canoe across a pristine mountain lake. When you’re trying to catch that last eddy before the next class V drop or trying to stick your roll in some wicked hydraulics you’ll appreciate the leverage and obvious feel provided by the big plastic T grip. The paddle shaft is also oval shaped and indexed to indicate the angle of the blade. I’ve always used the T grip to control blade angle in a canoe but the oval shaft feels good in the hand and is another cue to your brain to the direction of the paddle. If you’re really hung up about the T grip order one a size larger and cut it off or ask Werner to send you one without a grip glued in. After playing with the paddle a bit I’m starting the think the grip on my old paddle is to small.

OK, before I get to far into this and you guys all discount this review because I was paddling my bath tub I will admit that I ordered one of these because I got to try both the carbon fiber and fiberglass Bandit paddles at the ACA instructor course last week. I wasn’t able to trick anyone into letting me run down river with their precious paddles but I did a couple of ferries, eddy turns and peel outs with one in hand.

I liked it enough to order one. The Werner Bandit has an excellent catch and the spooned blade really moves the boat through the power phase of a stroke. I was a bit worried about reverse sweeps, pries and other strokes where the non-powerface was pushing water but there was only minimal flutter when it was used backwards and next to none when using the correct side.

I really like the Werner Bandit paddle and I’ll continue the review after I’ve moved the canoe a couple of river miles with it.

As always you can comment on the Werner Bandit Paddle here or in the forum.

You can check the specs and buy one on Werner’s newly designed and super cool site. http://www.WernerPaddles.com

I’ve done a bit of cooking on the Brunton Profile Duo Stove and now I’m ready to give it a proper review.

Let’s start at the beginning. The stove comes in a nice box with cool graphics. I own a marketing and design company so I should know. Once it’s out of it’s pretty packaging you realize that, no, they did not ship it to you with a full tank of propane in the box, it really does weigh 10 pounds. It’s also larger than it looks in photos. It’s ten pounds and huge, not something you’re going to take backpacking. If you’re into lightweight check out the Brunton Talon at 3.7oz or the Snow Peak Lite Max at 1.9oz. The Profile is a high quality cooking machine designed to crank out BTUs and support 3 gallons of chili while grilling kabobs at base camp. The steel construction is heavy and it’s built to take some abuse.

Popping the latches on the embossed lid reveals one of Brunton’s famous 12,000 BTU burners and a 10,000 BTU teflon coated grill. The top of the range is a solid piece of stamped steal that can be wiped down and cleaned with a paper towel or two.

I’m sure all of you gear junkies are thinking that BTUs are measured by fuel consumption and not necessarily heat output. Sort of like MPG on a Land Rover, it’s burning gas but you may not be getting very far. Well you’re right.

Let’s talk about British Thermal Units. One BTU is the amount of energy needed to heat one pound of water one degree Fahrenheit. In other words, if you put 16 ounces of water that was 59°F onto the Brunton Profile and cranked it up, it would take one BTU to raise the water temp to 60°F. Good thing we have 12,000 of these per hour. So how hot is that? For comparison a candle puts out about 100-300 BTUs, a backyard barbeque creates 25,000 BTUs. Camping stoves and home ranges are somewhere between 3000 and 10,000 BTUs.

Back to the Brunton and it’s BTU measurements. Their fancy box says 12,000 BTUs so if we assume they arrived at the BTU rating by calculating the fuel consumption of the burners and we know propane has a BTU rating of 15,000 we can guess that it should burn pretty hot for an hour. How hot is the question. It’s ripping through a little under a pound of propane an hour at full tilt and it is ridiculously hot.

The other night we wanted to make some stir fry. I thought we should use the new stove because we have an electric range at our house. I always tell Cate to preheat the pan before sauteing something. So she puts our hand hammered wok on the Brunton cranks the knob to afterburner setting and twists the ignition. She turned around to search for some sesame oil and about 20 seconds later the bottom of the wok was glowing orange and the oil we used to season it was turning to carbon. This puppy is hot. It will literally cut through cheap aluminum cookware and nearly destroyed our good wok.

Now, we’ve established the stove is hot I assume you’re all thinking about the simmer control. It’s good. I don’t imagine anyone will be simmering momma’s special spaghetti sauce while they’re out hunting truffles for 8 hours but it does simmer quite nicely. The wind screens do a good job of protecting the tiny flame as well. A while ago I was pestering a salesperson at the Viking Store. They were illustrating the flame control on one of their $10,000 ranges and put a chocolate chip on a paper plate above the burner. The chip melted the paper plate escaped unharmed. The Brunton lacks that type of control but it’s far superior to most other camp stoves.

You’re probably getting the idea that I like this stove. You are correct. Do I have any complaints? Sure. The propane line into the stove is a little hard to get to. You have to spin it on and most of the knurled brass fitting ends up inside the stove body. If you had cold hands or where fumbling to make coffee in the morning it would be difficult to get it tight. The grill side could be improved by using a more conventional grate. Flipping it over reveals a deflector riveted to the bottom. Since the distance from the burner to the grill surface is so small it had to be designed this way to create even heat. It does heat evenly and it’s only offense to a prime cut of meat would be funny shaped grill marks.

Overall the Brunton Profile Duo is a great stove. It’s solidly built, cranks out heat and it looks cool. If you’re looking for a car or canoe camping stove this is the way to go. The old familiar green camping stove you borrowed from you’re dad is going to collect a lot of dust after you produce you’re first culinary masterpiece with the orange stove.

To see some more photos of the Brunton visit this link. If you want some ideas for camping recipes this is your link.

I thought I’d start a holiday gift guide for the canoe gear. You can refer your significant others to this list so they know what to get you for the holidays.

The first item is something every paddler needs. It’s also my favorite new piece of kit. The Werner Bandit Carbon Paddle. I’ve got a review started here.

Werner Bandit Carbon Canoe Paddle – $190.00
The Bandit is Werner’s aggressive spooned canoe paddle for technical river runners and slalom canoeists. The spooned power face and sharp symmetrical blade have a powerful catch and immediate responsiveness. Fiberglass shaft with oval index adds comfort and control.

The next item is a new PFD. Most of us have old worn out PFDs that probably don’t float as well as they should.

Astral Greenjacket Life Jacket (PFD) $209.95
The Greenjacket™ introduces a new level of comfort and fit into the world of whitewater rescue. Making a perfect PFD for any rescue, guiding or expedition setting.

Next on the list is an NRS throw bag. When your buddy decides to take a swim then quickly changes his mind it’s nice to throw him a rope.

NRS Pro Rescue Throw Bag (75ft) – $84.49
Made of highly visible and durable Cordura®, NRS throw bags quickly secure to D-rings, boat frames or canoe thwarts with quick-release 1″ straps. Internal flotation and floating rescue rope keep our Rescue Bags on top of the water, while polyethylene sheathed grab loops make for easy grasping. 2″ mesh panel for better drainage and reduced dry time. Barrel-lock drawstring incorporated in a flared nylon top for smoother throws, plus easy reloading and closure. Pro models include 1″ reflective tape for increased visibility.

Most paddlers have plenty of Sea-Line bags laying around. What they really need to keep their camera and other electronics safe is a Pelican Case

Pelican 1300 Dry Box – $69.97
The best waterproof, dustproof, and airtight case on the market today. Pluck-N-Fit foam lets you make a custom fit for your precious cargo.

You don’t want your paddler to get cold if they fall out of the boat. A nice wetsuit will help keep them warm when they miss that low brace.

NRS Ultra Farmer John Wetsuit – $114.49
We took the solid tradition of the Farmer John and added innovative features, making the Ultra John the ultimate 3mm wetsuit. Titanium insulation makes it warmer, ThermalPlush lining makes it more comfortable, and PowerSpan&$153; panels give you extra freedom of movement. All the seams are glued and blind-stitched, and the seat and knees are armored with rugged TuffTex material. Ankle zippers make slipping the suit over your booties a breeze. The Ultra John also features a YKK extra-long, double-pull front relief zipper for convenience.

I currently have 3 pairs of Chacos…So one more is sure to please.

Chaco Z/1 Unaweep2 Sandals – $94.95
The Chaco original and still the preferred sandal for river-guides and outdoor professionals, the Chaco Z/1 Unaweep2 Sandals for Men are durable, supportive and comfortable. Built with soft polyester webbing, the Z/1 is fully adjustable, ensuring the perfect fit and with an open-toe design, is sock friendly. Chaco’s BioCentric® footbed supports your arch in and out of the water and a Virbram® Unaweep Outsole provides excellent traction, slip- resistance and thanks to angled lugs, is virtually self cleaning. So whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a first time kayaker, the Z/1® will meet your needs and outperform your expectations.

Here’s a list of some other great gift ideas.

Brunton Bantam Liquid Fuel Stove – $106.95
The Brunton Bantam™ Liquid Fuel Stove isn’t just easy on the eyes; it’s also a snap to operate. Lighter, hotter and sturdier, Bantam takes the title for the best liquid fuel buy in backpacking.

NRS Attack Shoe – $63.49
With an improved HyperGrip™ sole and integrated heel-to-arch strap, the NRS Attack Shoe is one of the premier pieces of our footwear line. From put-in to take-out, NRS Attack Shoes will take …

NRS Fusion Glove – $33.49
Full 2.5mm RawHide neoprene boating glove is flexible, grippy, windproof and warm! The outer coating of the Fusion Glove sheds water and stays warmer, while also providing superior grip.

Snow Peak GigaPower Stove, Titanium – $64.95
The Snow Peak GigaPower Titanium Stove Is the absolute lightest choice that a backpacker can make when choosing a Stove for his adventures. Weighing in at only 2.5 oz the Titanium Stove is small

Spyderco Atlantic Salt Knife – $119.95
Spyderco’s Rescue knives are long favored by seafarers and the design has since been embraced by rescue workers, EMT’s and ranchers – anyone cutting around flesh in an emergency.

Chaco Sandals Dog Collar – $11.95
The Chaco Dog Collars are made from a super durable webbing and a beefy, indestructable Pet-Snap buckle. Accessorize your pup with style.

Everything on this list is something I own and have used extensively. It’s all good gear. The only thing on here that I don’t have is the Astral PFD…this is a hint for Cate.

Yesterday, I had the opportunity to go paddling with Bear Bass, the owner of Ozark Outdoors canoe rental.

We had a long conversation about drinking on the Courtois and Huzzah Creeks and talked about getting together some interpretive family trips to teach people about the wildlife and geology of the Meramec and its watershed. I was impressed with his knowledge of the rivers and streams he paddles.

Along the way we found a huge eddy full of beer cans and without hesitation Bear beached his canoe and began throwing cans in it. We filled the area between the thwart all the way to the gunwales with discarded cans, shoes, plastic containers and a relatively nice pair of sunglasses.

Bear has a unique knowledge and love of the streams he operates on.

I normally try not to show favoritism on this site but if you’re going to paddle the Huzzah Creek, Courtois Creek or the Meramec River then get you boat or shuttle from the people at Ozark Outdoors.

Bear pointing out one of the many geological features of the river bluffs.

The Campbell Bridge and our brief paddle was over much to soon.

Thanks Bear, I had a great trip.

I found this video of the actual forging process for a Gränsfors Bruks Axe. Pretty cool.